Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”
"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."
Basically the American education system.
You don’t HAVE to forgive people that have harmed you ever like that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire fucking life.
If YOU feel like you need to forgive somebody because that’s what you need to heal and move on from whatever they did, then go ahead and do it. But don’t you ever sit here and tell people that they must automatically forgive folks so they can be the bigger person.
Fuck. That. Shit.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I’m a fan of opening night as well
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
1/16th Native American
Calling Ciara a flop won’t make you any more relevant than the person she ordered McDonald’s from last week.
Why you gotta bring her coworkers into this?
when he cums on your face unexpectedly
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"